How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?