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What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How do you organize a space party?

How much money does a skunk have?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do you call penguins and polar bears?