What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What siblings are always sad?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

I broke my finger!