Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Where does water do all its banking?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What do you call a small mom?

Families are like fudge.

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?