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What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?