What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What are you studying in math?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?