Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What does winter fat turn into?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?