What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What do teachers do during summer break?