Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why are books always so angry?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do bees say in the summer?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

How do automobiles fly?