Why did the professor write on the window?

What do jokesters study in college?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?