What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Where do chips wear socks?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What vegetables make the best music?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What's black and white and red all over?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do you give a pony with a cold?