What animals love to close envelopes?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why do cows go to New York?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?