Why was the bud so shy?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?