What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?