Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What day do hands always go to church?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?