Where do termites go camping?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?