What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Families are like fudge.

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?