What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?