What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?