Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?