What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
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What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do bees say in the summer?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What makes music in your hair?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's the loudest sport?
What snacks always have the best tan?
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