Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Where do horses reside?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why are books always so angry?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?