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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Can February March?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?