Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why do mice need oiling?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What animal makes the best lunches?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why do bees gossip?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?