Why was the spider so smart?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How did the tree feel in spring?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

How did the vampire start his letter?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?