Why do crabs never give to charity?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Who invented fractions?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?