What did March say to the madness?

What's the richest basketball team?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Why did the barber win the race?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?