Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do stars go to college?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which former US President was always cold?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
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