What sport requires no movement at all?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What did the airline worker name her child?

How did the toad die?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What car does Yoda® drive?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?