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Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How do automobiles fly?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?