What building always gets stains on it?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why did the chicken cross the net?