Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Which insect makes the best father?