Where does the president keep his razor?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What's the loudest sport?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?