What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

When do astronauts eat?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why do moms make good vintners?