What building always gets stains on it?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How much money does a skunk have?