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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Where do tough ducks come from?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?