What does Santa order at the bar?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

How do snowmen get information?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?