Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why are cause and effect so close?

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What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?