What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What's the loudest sport?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?