What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?