Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

A book just fell on my head.

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?