Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why do two skunks argue?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you give a sick pig?