Why did the barber win the race?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why are books always so angry?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What do naked fish play with?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?