Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How do billboards talk?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call a sad latte?
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