Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?