What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?