Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What insect runs away from everything?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?