What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
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Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
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