What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?