What do you call a sad latte?
Depresso.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What time of day was Adam created?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
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