What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What do nosey peppers do?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Which cats love to be petted?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?