Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why was the mime upset?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why do bees gossip?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?