Which state has the best streets?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why are baseball games at night?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What's the noisiest food?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did spring break up with winter?