Someone stole my mood ring!

What is blue and not heavy?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?