What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Where do birds go to drink?

What's the slowest 5k?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?