What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?