Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?