What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do you call a magical reptile?