Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why did the chicken cross the net?