Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why did spring break up with winter?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?