My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why did the frog starve?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What do ducks have for lunch?