What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Where do termites go camping?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What fish sings the best?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What is the most faithful insect?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?