What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?