What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
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