What did the bicycle call its dad?

Families are like fudge.

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?