What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?