How do you make a bandstand?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?