Why did the turkey join the band?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why was the musician arrested?

What building always gets stains on it?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?