Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What animal has the most fun?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?