Why is the piano so hard to open?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?