What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you call a dog in space?
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