What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What do farmers do on February 14th?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
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