What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do runners watch so much TV?