How do hurricanes see?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Surprise!!!!

Which condiment adds the most kick?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

I used to be addicted to not showering.