What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What's the noisiest food?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?