What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What is the coolest country?