Do dads always snore?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?