My brother is my partner in crime.

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What is the smallest lion?

Which singer could always break a five?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Which animal will never go bald?