What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?