What did the bicycle call its dad?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What sport is full of interior designers?