What do you call a short cow?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?