What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
It's Crowded!
When does a horse talk?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do math teachers eat?
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