What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What animal loves a baseball game?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
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