What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

How did the toad die?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?