What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?