Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do insects learn at school?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What nationality are most fish?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why was the dog so popular?

What kind of water does an angel like?