What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?