What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What kind of bird can write?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?