How do automobiles fly?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?