Why was the tire self-conscious?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What do elves learn in school?