What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Bears love exotic cars.

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What is the biggest ant in the world?