What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What is a spider's favorite book?