Why did the snake cross the road?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What style of music weighs the most?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?