What's the laziest vegetable?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How does a taco bless the table?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What school subject really rocks?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?