Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?