What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How do locomotives know where to go?
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