How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why was the broom late for school?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?