Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why is spring the oddest season?