Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why is money so stubborn?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

How does a barber get to work?