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Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do bees say in the summer?

Why can you never find the number nine?