What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?