Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Where are average things manufactured?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why does Jesus drive so much?