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Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

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How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

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What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?