Where do old bowling balls end up?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which computer won the talent show?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?