Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did autumn say to summer?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What nationality are most fish?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?