Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

How can you make 7 even?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the fish blush?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?