What did the lawyer name his daughter?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

How do fireflies start a race?

What do elves learn in school?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

How do football players deal with their problems?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you say to a really good barista?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?