What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Where do ants go to eat?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?