I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
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