I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
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