What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?