How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
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Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you say to a really good barista?
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