What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

Did you know that felines don't bite?