What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
A hermit crab.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do books sleep?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
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