Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why did the computer run out of money?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?