Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What animal loves Indian food?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Where does breakfast live?