What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?