What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

How much money does a skunk have?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why are ghosts always single?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why are books always so angry?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?