What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?