Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

How do you get kids to do something?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What country has the most fish?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?