How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
It was a Life Saver.
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
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