How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
It was a Life Saver.
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What school subject really rocks?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
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