Which dance will a chicken not do?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why was the cat so small?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What does an evil hen lay?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What happens when a frog's car dies?