Why are cars magic?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What table can you never sit at?