What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?